Being a boy seems like it’s fun, episode 1,537.


“Ran into Sadat X yesterday on Fulton. He told me he feels track bikes.”

Massan’s Tumblr is a new fun thing in apt. 302. Scroll through and you get some Sadat X, a funny pic of Premier*, shiny bike chain rings, a mixtape (mixtape!) for free while supplies last, photographic evidence of secret boy adventures on wheels in SF, plus an old video of Massan’s mommy on Soul Train (page 3). Darling Internet, the way you are and the things you do make me high. Don’tcha know that I’m still in love with you (sho nuff in love with you, haayyy).

In my dreams, by the way, I live in SF, surrounded by gay men who adore me and nice old bearded guys with great record collections just like my dad. Everybody has a Nancy Pelosi story (“She’s so nice!”). And when the weather gets too cold I still have the option of returning to bikini-land in apt. 302 ’cause I’ve kept it on retainer (I’m rich in my dream so it’s not a problem). Hit it, Cellski.

*Because I’ve lived a life of intrigue I can tell you with authority that Premier is quite the porn aficionado. Dude loves porn, I mean it. DJ Premier is the DJ Premier of producing hip-hop, and he’s also the DJ Premier of consuming porn.

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