“Flowin like Christ when I speaks the gospel.“
In this case, the gospel is that dudes whose names you can find in the phone book are always wack beyond belief. I am not incorrect about this.
The rule for this game was that the MC’s name had to be a first and last–no Craig G or Mike D or Willie D, in other words.
Then I remembered Paul Barman, who got so many nerd points from me during so many moments on Paullelujah! (“I can rock the mic to ‘Silence’ by John Cage”). And then I remembered Keith Murray. And Erick Sermon. And Charlie Brown. And then I decided to pretend I hadn’t remembered them because it ruins that thing called consistency we all strive for in a blog post.
Enjoy my creative use of synonyms for “wack” below!
I am now too traumatized to wrap this up in a coherent way. Bye bye.