Haters, I see your points and they are valid. If I were not from the greater Los Angeles area I’d wish misfortune upon them, too.
But still, I’m sad and I want to cry about it for a minute.
God is clearly punishing me for showing too much of my body on the Internet and writing the F-word too much in my diary, SO. How bout those Dodgers? And Derrick Rose, he of the amazing eyebrows? And hey, how bout that UGK – still the only thing from Texas, other than promethazine raps of course, worth giving a tiny bit of a fuck about. Oh and Devin. And Scarface. Willie Hutch. And ice cream paint jobs, explosions in the sky (I’m assuming there are a lot of firearms owners there), Explosions in the Sky, the hairdos of Omar and Cedric (late ’90s through ’07), Leon Haywood’s desire to do something freaky to all of us, and Buddy Holly’s glasses.
CoCo Budda f/ UGK – “Let ‘Em Have It.” Hearing It’s all about Sweets/Fuck Optimos outta Chad Butler’s mouth does a pretty good job of cheering me up.