“Not half, not some, but ALL my cash. Because if she don’t, I’ma put my foot
Promotional consideration provided by Conair (for my Farrah waves), the United States Postal Service, Samsung, Ikea, Levi’s, and HarperCollins.
Thank you to Mom, I guess, for coaching me from just outside of frame and encouraging me to “fill some of the 3 minutes by being goofy.”
And finally: mysterious internet soldier “Big Rollo,” you are outta sight and I am full of gratitude for your kind gesture.
(not the one from Sanford and Son, you big dummies)