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Its ur girl bro

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I received a ton of supportive emails from you guys in response to my last post – a sampling of the comments posted to my IG feed that contained helpful instructions on Record Collecting for Persons with Vaginas (“1. Don’t have a vagina. 2. OK fine you can have a vagina, but don’t be semi-attractive, creative, or full of joy.”) Thank you for your kind words, everyone. I love you. Let’s always be friends.

I haven’t received any troll-y comments since my last post. But this morning, MamaFiveSeven reminded me of that time I got trolled during my very first days on Instagram, back when I was using the X-Pro II filter a little too much and I hadn’t yet tightened up my hashtag game. So in tribute, I’d now like to give some attention to the originator of the HeightFiveSeven Hate movement: my man Troy, who got his Krylon cap all bent out of shape when I posted a recreation of Dr. Dooom’s First Come, First Served. Troy immediately went in on me because of all the hugs MamaTroy withheld when he was a child. Let’s get into it, bro!:

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unholyghost 2-1-350(D-Nice posted a nice thing about me on his feed, because he is dumb and thinks that people with vaginas collect records haha bro. The next time he and Troy hung out, they had a good laugh about it)


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I blocked Troy for being an adult male who uses winky emoticons. And for being a shit-stirring troll.

What’s the best way to deal with an adult female with whom you disagree about a topic? Go to her blog, then type words threatening to put your boy parts in her.

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And who in the fuck still uses AIM? Haha bro.

Please email me pictures of kittens now, guys. Thank you.





I put the ho in hoax, yall

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“I don’t even know you, and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.” – Silky Johnson

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“This person with a vagina cannot possibly own this collection.”

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“This person with a vagina cannot possibly own this collection.”

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 “It’s very probable for persons with vaginas to do (anything)* or own anything**.”

(*other than take pictures of their banging vinyl collections without assistance)

(**other than banging vinyl collections)

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“Females smart enough to ______ would/wouldn’t ______.”

There’s rules to the shit. He wrote me a manual.